Feast or Famine -- Upcoming Releases

Mid-November through December is a big period for me.  I have three stories hitting. Nov 17 -- Blame It On the Mistletoe 

This is a Christmas novella featuring uber nerd Fielding Monroe and jock Mick Colman and Fielding's desire to learn how to kiss.  It's been getting good reviews on goodreads.  https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18776908-blame-it-on-the-mistletoe

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READ MORE HERE

 

Dec 1 (as part of the Dreamspinner advent) -- A Prairie Dog's Love Song

This is a cowboy Christmas story about a rancher, Joshua, who is in the closet and has long been in love with his best friend's younger brother, Ben.  When Ben leaves their small Montana town to make a career in gay-for-pay porn, Joshua decides to go after him and prove to him that old prairie dogs can learn new tricks.

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READ MORE HERE

Dec 19 -- The Enlightenment of Daniel (Sex in Seattle #2)

Business tycoon Daniel Deronda has always lived for his work until his dying father makes Daniel realize how short life is. Startling revelations follow--like the fact that he's gay and is in love with his business partner Nick. Unfortunately, Nick is in a loveless marriage for the sake of his kids. Can Daniel's awakening change all their lives for the better?

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READ MORE HERE

 

FAMINE:

My next release won't be out until around April 2014.  Coming in 2014:

* Stitch (gothika #1) -- an anthology of 4 novellas with a Frankenstein theme with Jamie Fessenden, Sue Brown, and Kim Fielding (around April)

* The Mating of Michael (Sex in Seattle #3)  (probably May or June)

That's all that's on the dock for now, though I'm sure more will appear.  2013 was a big year of releases for me, but 2014 will likely be bigger books and less of them.

Have a wonderful end of 2013!

Eli

 

 

 

 

Release day -- Blame It On The Mistletoe

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Blame It On The Mistletoe, my Christmas novella, is now available for purchase!  The price is $2.99. There are 125 pages/24K words in this novella.

AMAZON:

http://www.amazon.com/Blame-Mistletoe-Eli-Easton-ebook/dp/B00GQHCBI0/

ARE:

https://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-blameitonthemistletoe-1350118-149.html

And here's the first review, from Hearts On Fire:

http://heartsonfirereviews.com/?p=23893

BLURB:

When physics grad student Fielding Monroe and skirt-chaser and football player Mick Colman become college housemates, they’re both in for a whole new education. Mick looks out for the absent-minded genius, and he helps Fielding clean up his appearance and discover all the silly pleasures his strict upbringing as a child prodigy denied him. They become best friends.

It’s all well and good until they run into a cheerleader who calls Mick the ‘best kisser on campus.’ Fielding has never been kissed, and he decides Mick and only Mick can teach him how it’s done. After all, the physics department’s Christmas party is coming up with its dreaded mistletoe. Fielding wants to impress his peers and look cool for once in his life. The thing about Fielding is, once he locks onto an idea, it’s almost impossible to get him to change his mind. And he just doesn't understand why his straight best friend would have a problem providing a little demonstration.

Mick knows kissing is a dangerous game. If he gives in, it would take a miracle for the thing not to turn into a disaster. Then again, if the kissing lessons get out of hand they can always blame it on the mistletoe.

Eli

Cover reveal -- "Blame It On The Mistletoe"

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Here's the cover for my upcoming novella "Blame It On The Mistletoe"!  The cover artist is Reese Dante.  I love the colors she used.

I have two Christmas novellas this year.  One, "A Prairie Dog's Love Song" is a cowboy story and it will be published as part of Dreamspinner's advent calendar.  The other is "Blame It On The Mistletoe" and I am self-pubbing it. It will be available on ARE (epub, mobi) and on Amazon (mobi/kindle).  I'm shooting to have it out between Nov 24-28th.

"Blame It On The Mistletoe" blurb:

When physics grad student Fielding Monroe and skirt-chaser and ex-football player Mick Colman become college housemates, they’re both in for a whole new education.  Mick is good at looking out for the absent-minded genius, and he helps Fielding clean up his appearance and discover all the silly pleasures his strict upbringing as a child prodigy denied him.  They become best friends.

It’s all well and good until they run into a cheerleader who calls Mick the ‘best kisser on campus.’  Fielding has never been kissed, and he decides Mick and only Mick can teach him how it’s done.  After all, the physics department’s Christmas party is coming up with its dreaded mistletoe, and a girl in Fielding’s class has threatened to nail him at the party.  Fielding wants to impress his peers and look cool for once in his life.  The thing about Fielding  is, once he locks onto an idea, it's almost impossible to get him to change his mind.

Mick knows kissing is a dangerous game.  If he gives in, it would take a miracle for the thing not to turn into a disaster.  Then again, if the kissing lessons get out of hand they can always blame it on the mistletoe.

Here's my page for this book on this website.

Here's the goodreads page

Cover reveal: The Enlightenment of Daniel

eod-final-preview Just got a cover for "The Enlightenment of Daniel".  This is the second in the Sex in Seattle series, though it's not necessary to read the first one to enjoy this one.  This book is due from Dreamspinner in mid December.

Here's the blurb:

Business tycoon Daniel Derenzo lives for his work until his dying father reminds him life is short. When Daniel starts to reevaluate his world he experiences a startling revelation—he’s attracted to his business partner and best friend, Nick, even though Daniel always believed himself to be straight. In typical type A fashion, Daniel dissects his newfound desires with the help of the experts at the Expanded Horizons sex clinic. He goes after Nick with the fierce determination that’s won him many a business deal.

Nick Ross was in love with Daniel years ago, when they were roommates in college. But Daniel was straight and Nick patched his broken heart by marrying Marcia. Two kids and fourteen years later, they go through the motions of their marriage like ships passing in the night. But Nick’s kids mean the world to him, and he’s afraid he’d never get joint custody if they divorced. If he can trust his heart to an awakening Daniel, they all might find their way to a happily ever after.

"Steamed Up" sale & event on Dreamspinner Blog

SteamedUpORIG The recently released "Steamed Up" anthology from Dreamspinner is on sale today for 25% off!  The code is SteamedUp.  You can buy it here:  http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=4267

I have a story in the anthology called "Caress".  You can read an excerpt here.

Also, I'm posting on the Dreamspinner blog today along with other authors in the anthology.  Drop by and say hi!  Feel free to ask me any questions you have about Caress or my other stories.

http://dreamspinnerpress.com/blog/

 

Eli

"Steamed Up" anthology -- release day

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Today is the release day for "Steamed Up", a Dreamspinner steampunk anthology.  My story "Caress" is in the anthology as well as stories by Kim Fielding, Amy Rae Durreson, Augusta Li, Layla M. Wier, and more.  Check it out:

Dreamspinner site:

http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=4267&osCsid=qgmf46ja9l85lhkgbd902kctm6

Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Steamed-Up-Amy-Rae-Durreson-ebook/dp/B00G1X9DCQ/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1382358887&sr=1-1&keywords=steamed+up

Goodreads:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18518473-steamed-up

 

You can read an excerpt here.

 

Eli

Cover reveal: A Prairie Dog's Love Song

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"A Prairie Dog's Love Song" is going to be published in Dec 2013 as part of Dreamspinner's Christmas advent calendar.  Buy the entire advent 'calendar' and receive a new m/m romance ebook in the mail each day in December.  You can preorder this year's event here.

I've bought the past few years and really enjoyed them, so I'm thrilled to be in this year's advent calendar.  I'm not sure which day in Dec this story will appear, but I do know that at 22K words, it will be one of the longer stories in the advent.

This is the cover that was just done for it.  You can read more about the story, including an excerpt, here.

Eli

Desktop: "Puzzle Me This"

It's release day for "Puzzle Me This!"   About "Puzzle Me This"

"Puzzle Me This" was written in December 2012 and it was the first original m/m story I ever wrote.  I wrote it for submission to the Dreamspinner Daily Dose for 2013 which had a sports theme.  I thought writing about a couple of game/puzzle designers would be unique.  But it turned out crossword puzzles were not "sporty" enough for the anthology theme.  (That's what I get for thinking too far outside the box!)  Fortunately, Dreamspinner liked the story and offered to publish it as a stand-alone novella. "Puzzle Me This" is 20K words.

BLURB:

Luke Schumaker designs computer games, working from his home. Every day he walks his dog in the woods nearby, never suspecting that someone who is completely smitten is watching.

The watcher is Alex Shaw, and he too works from home, designing logic and crossword puzzles. Alex’s options are limited: he’s too shy to approach Luke and his wheelchair won’t let him follow into the woods. His solution? Secret messages for Luke in the crosswords he writes for the local paper.

When Luke decodes them, romance begins, but then they face greater puzzles, like Alex’s interfering sister and what commitment to a man in a wheelchair really takes. And, most puzzling of all, how do you know if love is real?

 

Here are some of my inspirational desktop images.  I googled these and don't own any of them.  If anyone has an issue with their being posted here, please email me at eli@elieaston.com

LUKE

Luke Schumaker is a computer game designer who used to live in San Francisco but now lives in State College, Pennsylvania where he works from home.  I pictured Luke as a bit geeky but very cute.  Luke's pride and joy is his stick-straight, long blond hair.  This was the closest image I could find for Luke on my web search:

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ALEX

Alex Shaw is a crossword puzzle designer.  Born with a birth defect (spina bifida) that paralyzed his legs from mid thigh down, Alex lives an independent life thanks to his handicap-accessible apartment and his wheelchair.  He's shy and smart, and he falls for Luke when he sees Luke walking his dog every morning in their shared apartment complex.  This is a perfect picture of the Alex that's in my head.

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OTHER IMAGES

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Trevor, Luke's dog on the hiking trail up Henneman Hill

 

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The rails trail where Luke and Alex go for their first date

 

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Chumley's, the gay bar in State College PA where Luke goes looking for his secret admirer

 

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Alex's sportier wheelchair that he uses on the rails trails hike

 

And here's the cover by Reese Dante, which is absolutely perfect!

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I hope you all enjoy this rather sweet/romantic/nerdy love story!

READ AN EXCERPT HERE

Eli

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Steamed Up" anthology now available for pre-order

Steamed_coverforwebsite Dreamspinner's "Steamed Up" anthology of steampunk, m/m romance stories, is now available for pre-order!  My short story "Caress"  is in this anthology.

Here's the pre-order link:

http://www.dreamspinnerpress.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=4267

You can read more about "Caress", including an excerpt, here:

http://elieaston.com/books-by-eli-easton/caress/

 

Eli

Har Dee Hot Har: Humor in Romance Novels

smile Need a smile today?  Charlie Cochet allowed me to guest post on her blog. The post is about humor in romance novels and includes funny quotes from some of my favorite books.  This blog post celebrates the release of "The Trouble With Tony".

Here's the link http://purpleroseteahouse.charliecochet.com/guest-author-eli-easton-har-dee-hot-har-humor-in-romance/

Thanks for having me, Charlie!

Eli

Cover Reveal: Puzzle Me This

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I've always loved Reese Dante covers so I was thrilled when Dreamspinner assigned her to do the cover for my novella "Puzzle Me This".  I love how it turned out.  The image of Alex, in his wheelchair, following Luke and Trevor (the dog) on a path is perfect for the story.  And notice how the crossword grid works into it -- clever, right?  ;-)  And of course the smiling face (Alex) is just gorgeous.

Here's the official blurb for this title:

Luke Schumaker  designs computer games,  working from his home.  Every day he walks his dog in the woods nearby, never suspecting that someone is watching who is completely smitten. The watcher is Alex Shaw, and he too works from home, designing logic and crossword puzzles. Alex’s options are limited: he’s too shy to approach Luke and his wheelchair won’t  let him follow into the woods. His solution? Secret messages for Luke in the crosswords he writes for the local paper.  When Luke decodes them, romance begins, but then they face greater puzzles, like Alex’s interfering sister, and what commitment to a man in a wheelchair really takes. And, most puzzling of all, how do you know if love is real?

This novella will be published from Dreampsinner in the Sept/Oct 2013 timeframe.  No firm date yet!

Read an excerpt here.

Desktop: "The Trouble With Tony"

It's release day for "The Trouble With Tony!" Whenever I write a story, I like to google images for inspiration.  Sometimes they’re for mood, sometimes they’re characters (major and minor), sometimes they're locations, and sometimes they’re things like a building or a shop or a car that I just like to have a visual reference for.  I thought it would be fun to share these with readers.

** Note:  I own none of these images – they’re from google.  These images were not used in the book, but if you have a problem with my having an image on this website, please email me and I’ll remove it.  

So without further ado, here’s my “Trouble with Tony” desktop:

TONY DEMARCO

Tony is an Italian-American private detective from Brooklyn now living in Seattle (in part to elude his big, Italian-American family who don't know he's gay).  He was a cop for six years but decided to to go it alone as a P.I. after being shot in the leg.   He’s very funny.

I had several images on my desktop to inspire me to write Tony’s character.  Here’s my favorite:

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This pic was identified as Fabio Cannavaro by a commenter.  Thank you!

DR. JACK HALLORAN

Our other MC, Dr. Jack Halloran, was a combat surgeon in the US Army for 8 years until an I.E.D. damaged his left arm, making it impossible for him to do surgery.  His PTSD made even working in an ER impossible.  He’s now a sex therapist for Expanded Horizons.  He’s not a big guy, but he’s a serious bad ass.

I searched for a 'blonde doctor' image to inspire me and I like the attitude on his face.  This one made it onto the cover!

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MICHAEL LAMONT

Oh, Michael!  I’m currently working on Sex in Seattle #3, which is Michael’s story, but he makes his first appearance in “The Trouble With Tony”.  I love this character!  Michael is a sex surrogate and also does in home nursing care part time.  He’s slightly built, very cute, and extremely compassionate/empathetic.  In my head, Michael is physically based on Isaiah Garnica.

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Isaiah Garnica (LA based model/actor)

SETTING: SEATTLE’S CAPITOL HILL

The story is set in Seattle, mostly in and around Capitol Hill, a gay district in Seattle that’s up on a hill (hence the oh-so-brilliant name).  My husband and I had a house on Capitol Hill for 15 years and I love the neighborhood!  I greatly miss it.  Here are a few scenes of this funky/cool area.

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EXPANDED HORIZONS

Expanded Horizons is the name of a (entirely fictional) sex clinic on Capitol Hill around which the series revolves.  I pictured it on Pike Street between Broadway and 15th, which is an area I walked often.  It’s not a very big building. The clinic has a waiting room with receptionist area, three therapists offices, a staff kitchen and meeting room and a, ahem, massage room.  This is about the style/size of the building.

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DISCOVERY PARK

I’m an avid hiker, so I worked a few of my favorite places to hike into the story.  Tony meets up with his police detective buddy, Mark, to discuss the case at Discovery Park, a Seattle park that I miss dearly now that I’m no longer in the area.  It has a beach, lighthouse, woods and trails on a bluff, and gorgeous views.

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The trail along the top of the bluff.

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 One of my own photos taken whilst hiking with a friend

MT RAINIER’S SKYLINE TRAIL

One of my favorite hiking trails of all time is the Skyline Trail at Mt. Rainier.  It's quite high in elevation.  You can hike right up to the glacier and the views are spectacular.  Being above the treeline, the flowers and vegetation are really different from most NW forests.  Tony and Jack discuss the Skyline trail earlier in the book and then the epilogue takes place there.

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Image by Smigelski Photography :  http://www.smigelskiphotography.com/2011/10/mount-rainier/

That's it for this desktop!  I hope the pictures add to your enjoyment of the story.

ABOUT THE SERIES:

Sex in Seattle #2, "The Enlightenment of Daniel," has been written and contracted to Dreamspinner and is due out in the Dec/Jan timeframe.  This story is about a patient of Jack Halloran's.  Daniel is a high-powered Type A business man who has a midlife crisis when he learns his father is dying of cancer.  Daniel comes to several life-altering realizations --first, that he's gay and secondly, that he's in love with his male business partner who is in a marriage-in-name-only relationship for the sake of his kids.

Sex in Seattle #3, "The Mating of Michael" (working title), is my next writing project.  Tentative pub date is April 2014.  This is, of course, the story of Michael Lamont, sex surrogate for Expanded Horizons.  I'm very excited to bite into this one!

Eli

"A Prairie Dog's Love Song" to appear in Dreamspinner's advent calendar!

tumblr_mm12cyfFMl1qmkli8o4_1280 My Christmas novella "A Prairie Dog's Love Song" has been selected to appear in this year's Dreamspinner advent calendar!  I'm thrilled.  I'm a huge Dreamspinner fan, and I've gotten their advent calendar for the past 3 years so it's a milestone for me to have a story in it.

"Prairie Dog" will be one of the longest stories in the advent at 21K words.

Here's the temporary blurb:

Joshua always had the notion that he and his best friend’s kid brother, Ben, would end up together.  Ben’s a diehard cowboy, just like Joshua.  But Joshua waited too long and was too deeply in the closet for Ben to have any idea of his intentions.  Ben runs away from their small Montana town to be a gay-for-pay porn star in Vegas.  When Joshua finds out he’s determined to finally declare himself and bring Ben home.  But Ben may not be as easy to tame as the Joshua’s ‘lost cause’ horses.

Ben Rivers always was a showman.  He won awards in 4-H and Rodeo competitions from the time he could walk.  When he got the chance to be a star—in gay porn—he took it.  He loves Montana and everything about being a cowboy.  But when news of his alternate identity leaks out he figures he’s lost the town’s goodwill forever.  Besides, Clyde’s Corner would never accept an openly gay cowboy, would it?

It will take a lot of love and holiday spirit for Joshua to convince Ben that even an old prairie dog can learn a few new tricks.

And some more inspirational photos...

Visual inspiration for Ben:

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Holiday mood-setting photo:

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Small Montana town (inspiration for Clyde's Corner)

 

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I'll put up a page and post an excerpt as this draws closer to publication!

Eli

Countdown to “Tony” — Second excerpt and Giveaway!

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My m/m romance novella “The Trouble With Tony” releases on Aug 21!  It’s a light-hearted contemporary romance in which a Seattle private eye (Tony DeMarco) investigates the murder of a young woman by pretending to be a new patient at a sex clinic where she was being treated.  Much to his dismay, he starts to fall for steely-eyed, ex combat surgeon Dr. Jack Halloran, the murder victim’s therapist and a likely suspect.

This is the book first in a new series called “Sex in Seattle” that revolves around a Seattle sex clinic–its doctors, patients, and surrogates.

Win a free ebook of “The Trouble With Tony”!

Last week I posted an excerpt and this week there's a new one (below).  Comment on this post or on last week's to have your name entered for a chance to win a free ebook copy of "Tony".   Comment on both to double your chance to win.

THIS WEEK'S POST WITH COMMENTS SECTION.

Now, let's see what Tony and Jack are up to, shall we?

THIS WEEK'S EXCERPT:

Dr. Halloran stood up and went to the door of his office, where a white doctor’s coat hung on a hook. He started putting it on. “As I mentioned, before we can start treatment, I need to do an exam. I have to rule out any obvious physical issues first.”

“I can assure you, Doc, the plumbing is fine down there,” Tony said, now definitely panicking.

“Oh? When was your last physical?”

Tony tried to joke. “Me? I’m Italian, I’m male, and I’m under fifty. I wouldn’t go to a doctor unless my eyeball was hanging out so far I could floss with it, or my piss was the color of pink lemonade, maybe even bloody mary mix.”

Halloran turned to him with a raised brow, blocking the door and folding his arms, his feet slightly apart. “Uh-huh. That’s what I thought. Do you want me to treat you or not, Mr. DeMarco? Because if you’re not serious about this, I’d rather you not waste both our time.”

His posture, his voice…. Tony had an odd sense of déjà vu. It was as if his mother had suddenly inhabited the body of a slim blond doctor.

“I… I am serious, Doc. But—”

Halloran pointed to an exam table set against the back wall of the office. His voice was so cold it could have sunk the Titanic. “Then go over to that table and drop ’em.”

Tony tried to think of a way out, but Halloran’s face was set in a give-me-ten-soldier mask that would make babies cry, plus he was blocking the door. Tony figured he could get past him if he had to. Well, maybe. Halloran was obviously tougher than he looked. How much military training did they give combat doctors, anyway? But even if he could force his way out, Halloran would be done treating him, and Tony wouldn’t have a way into the clinic.

Besides, what if Halloran could really help with his little trouble?

Five minutes, it’ll be over. Five minutes, it’ll be over. His face burning with shame, Tony stood and slunk to the exam table like he was going to his doom. God, please just let me die, quickly and painlessly. In the next ten seconds would be good.

“How do you want me to…?” Tony started lamely.

“You can just lean against the table and take down your trousers and underwear, please. It’s best if you’re standing.”

Halloran went to a cabinet and turned his back. He washed his hands and started taking out a few supplies, giving Tony a moment of privacy. Tony undid his belt buckle and pushed his black pants and briefs to his thighs. He leaned back against the table, grateful for the support. Fortunately, the tails of his shirt gave him a little modesty.

Five minutes, it’ll be over. Five minutes, it’ll be over.

Yeah, but during those five minutes, a murder suspect is going to be looking at my dick. How did that happen?

Jack walked over. As he drew close, Tony felt a nauseous flutter in his stomach. He closed his eyes.

“That’s fine, Tony. Close your eyes and relax.”

It sounded suspiciously like something a serial killer would say. Tony bit his lip as he felt hands unbutton the lower buttons on his shirt and tuck the ends to either side. A cool breeze wafting over his dick let him know he was exposed. Nice.

 

Oh, the romance!  LOL.  Nothing like meeting over a prostate exam to cement a budding attraction.  I wonder how it goes?

Eli

Countdown to "Tony" -- First excerpt and Giveaway!

tony_cover_br My m/m romance novella "The Trouble With Tony" releases on Aug 21!  It's a light-hearted contemporary romance in which a Seattle private eye who's investigating the murder of a young woman pretends to be a new patient at a sex clinic where she was being treated.  Much to his dismay, he starts to fall for steely-eyed, ex combat surgeon Dr. Jack Halloran, the murder victim's doctor and a likely suspect.

This is the book first in a new series called "Sex in Seattle" that revolves around a Seattle sex clinic--its doctors, patients, and surrogates.

Win a free ebook of "The Trouble With Tony"!

This week and next I will be posting a new excerpt from the book.  Leave a comment here  and/or on next week's post.  I will pick one winner from the combined comments section to win a free ebook of  "The Trouble with Tony".  Comment on both to double your chance to win.

Here's this week's excerpt:

Jack headed back to the clinic’s front door—and walked right into Tony DeMarco, who was exiting the dark clinic.

Jack blinked at him, stymied. “Tony! What… what are you doing here?”

“Uh… hi, Doc,” Tony looked shocked himself, and very guilty. The look lasted only seconds before Tony schooled his features into a picture of smiling innocence.

Jack’s eyes narrowed suspiciously.

“The door was open,” Tony said.

“It was?” Damn Loretta. Jack was going to have to speak to Trudy about her first thing in the morning.

“Yeah, so I just popped my head in to see if you were around.”

“But why are you here so late? We didn’t have an appointment.”

Tony was blushing and extremely uncomfortable. He clutched at the front of his coat. “Um….”

Suddenly, Jack got it. He relaxed and smiled. “Ah. It’s okay, Tony. Come on in.”

Jack went into the clinic and turned on the lights. Tony followed with all the enthusiasm of a dog being sent to its emasculation. He stood in the waiting room awkwardly, not looking at Jack.

Jack stuck his keys in his pocket and folded his arms. “Talk to me,” he said in his calm, doctor’s voice. “What’s going on tonight? Are you feeling sexually aroused?”

Tony got a surprised look on his face. “Er….”

Jack had treated a good number of men who struggled with erectile dysfunction. One thing they all had in common was that when the urge did strike, they wanted to do something about it right goddamn now, because they didn’t know how long the urge might last or when it might reappear. It was like a starving man trying to snatch the last cookie off the conveyor belt. One patient had called it “hallelujah time.” You did not fuck with hallelujah time. The surrogates knew that when they were working with an E.D. patient, they were on call twenty-four-seven.

“It’s all right. I understand. But why did you come here? There’s no one you can—?”

“No. I, uh, thought the clinic might be open late. It was stupid. I’ll go.” Tony looked like he wanted to dig a hole, hide in it, and then cover it with a cement foundation.

“Hang on.” Jack unzipped his coat. “It’s all right. I don’t have any place I have to be. Tell me what you’re feeling. Are you erect right now?”

Tony froze.

Jack smiled. “Am I going to have to use euphemisms?”

“That would help, yeah,” Tony said in a strangled voice.

“Right. Are you at half-mast, full-mast, or is the sail still on the deck?”

“Um… half-mast?”

“And you feel like you could get to full-mast?”

Tony looked at Jack with an expression of amused disbelief. “Yeah, pretty sure I could.”

Jack considered it. He hadn’t laid out Tony’s surrogacy plan yet, hadn’t even fully decided there would be one. Okay, he’d been avoiding it like it was the six-month-old tub of yogurt at the back of the fridge. Anyway, Michael [the clinic's gay surrogate] had mentioned in their last staff meeting that he was going to the islands this weekend. So even if he were willing to jump in on such short notice, he wasn’t around.

“Would you like to try some touch therapy—a light massage? No pressure, just see what happens,” Jack offered, keeping his face and voice determinedly neutral.

“With you?”

“Yes.”

Tony glanced to the door, seemingly torn.

“If you’re not comfortable with that, it’s fine. Just let me grab some files, and I’ll walk you out.”

Tony took a deep breath and seemed to make up his mind. His eyes met Jack’s and he licked his lips. “Okay, Doc. Let’s see whatcha got.”

 

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